Any place I can hear my friends play anddd drink at… I’m there.

It’s just about Thanksgiving… which meanssss it’s audition season for DCI! Ima take off to Dallas sometime today for camp tomorrow. We’ll see how things go, I’m outta shape already. And for some STRANGE reason, I feel as if the audition is gonna be mostly dance… and I’m not a dancer! To add to that, I’ve been smoking a lot lately and my lungs now feel as if they’re being constricted. So I’m saying this now, I’m no longer going to smoke… please encourage this amigos!!! Either way, I’m excited to see my Boston amigos again. I’m gonna try to make it out to Kid Sister… which would be extra fun if Marg was coming along as well… but he’s busy being gay, no pun intended.

in case i get the munchies on the way there

Another happyyyyyy song =]
Penguin Prison- A Funny Thing

Something’s up, I feel sooo loving at the moment. I wanna go adopt a Ethiopian orphan, plant a tree, volunteer at a homeless shelter… make a baby or two ;] With everything that’s going on, one should be a bit down… but I will remain optimistic, these things don’t phase me.
This last Friday due to my poor driving skills, I passed the wheel over to Junior over at Ambrosia to reverse for me… he then ends up hitting a mini-pole thus messing up part of my muffler. It’s now hanging a bit, ah, thanks friend.

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Some unmentionable nonsense went on after that… there went my pride. It’s kinda funny now that I think of it, but still pretty fucked up. Why am I so forgiving?
Enough with the jibberish… On the way to dinner with the girls, (yes, girls) Steph fell in love with two of my songs which made me happyyy.

 

Bag Raiders- Shooting Stars (Kris Menace Remix)


Kleerup- With Every Heartbeat (Punks Jump Up Remix)

Guess what this makes me wanna do =X

I remember living in San Antonio and my roommate, Angela, was addicted to watching Gossip Girl. I never wanted to give the show a chance just because I don’t like watching TV, especially stupid shows like The OC and The Hills. I’m not sure how it happened, but I finally watched an episode and became hooked! I’m in love with Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass, they need to get married already… they are both so very that.
Point is, every episode they feature a single band, last night the Plastiscines. As a band, they sound like Hilary Duff (also on the show) covering Blondie… ‘not sure if that’s a good thing? Either way, here’s a remix of course =]
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Plastiscines- Barcelona


Plastiscines- Barcelona (Lifelike Remix)

-you know you love me, XOXO

I know the Kanye bashing got old already, but this made me giggle =]
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I got two tickets for my birthday and it looks like I’m flying solo. But it’s fucking Minus the Bear, do you really have to go with anyone? Just enjoy the beauty =]
Someone better come through though, I wanna sing Pachuca Sunrise and Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse con alguien.
Men are so fickle. Soooo fickle.

mtb

Whew! I made it through my birthday weekend with only a few a scratches and bruises… and I had a a blast =]
The night of my birthday was pimp. Few of my closest friends at Wings and Rings all getting loud and rowdy… The regulars, my coworkers, and managers kept on bringing me drink after drink, shot after shot, after shot after drink… it was lovely. Altogether, I remember at least 15 of those drinks =] Went downtown… don’t remember downtown… taco palenque I VAGUELY remember… all I remember was the chicken fajita taco that I was cravinggg that disappeared when I was conscience enough to eat it. Special thank you to Tony for getting me into bed that night, or else I would have woken up in the bathroom with a loofa as a pillow =P

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fruit punch

 I woke up the next morning with an interesting text from my mom saying, “I love you, but you need to get out of the house by tonight.” Thanks mom!!! So, I got kicked out… boo. After work, I went by Ashley’s apartment and drank some more. Knocked out and woke up to Rey playing beer pong like a champ! He said he’s never played beer pong before… but he was all pro! Fucking liar.

Friday night. Took off to Austin to watch MSTRKRFT… By the time we got into town it was already late and I needed to get ready for the show, so I drank my 6-pack for a little pre-game goodness while I was doing my hair. Drank about 6 in about an hour or less… Got to the Republic and drank a few fucking 5 dollar beers and by the time I knew it… I was wasted! The next thing I remember… Marg and I were getting pulled over and I was emptying the contents of my stomach while he was speaking to the cop! Talk about perfect timing!!!

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So I woke up Saturday morning thinking MSTRKRFT was the shit… all I remember was having myself a good time. Turns out… I DID NOT SEE THEM! For some reason, I wanted to leave before they went on. Like seconds before they went on =[
That night we all went downtown and ran into the most beautiful rendition of LinkMarg and I were talking to Mister Ben for about 30 minutes complimenting his costume, complete with Navi and all. I love drunken talk. Speaking of drunken talk, I met a girl in the bathroom who insisted she touch my face cause she thought I was pretty... then I insisted I touch her boobs cause I thought those babies were perfect (.)(.)

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steady flowin'

After downtown, we met up with our Alamo amigos at a party… Lots strange things going on here.  I don’t think we were there for long. Soon took off and a lot of fighting went on. I demanded that Gisselle pull over so I could kick Marg’s ass for crying… and he soon threw a can of Four Loko at me!!! I still love him =]

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make-shift toilet paper

All in all… I had a the best birthday ever. I love Austin, but I’m glad to be home again. Like home-home… I don’t know if I’m welcome at the parentals, but I’m here either way. I don’t know when my next trip will be… I wanna go up for again for ZombieDiscoSquad, but, uh… I dunno!

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we will meet again!

I’m finally 21!!!
Lemme tell you a story =PPP

Nina and I were sooo broke living at our old apartment! But for some reason, we always had a some sort of liquor at our place, people would go over and leave all sorts of goodies behind =]
Havana Nights at the time had free cover for ladies some random night outta the week, so… Cochina and I decided to stop by after we had a few drinks at our place. Sure enough we walk in and no charge! They marked us as minors and didn’t keep our IDs like most places do… So, a little light bulb turned on and we take ourselves and our stupid Xs to the upstairs restroom to wash off those uglies.
So we’re there scrubbing off those damn Xs and for some reason, they didn’t want to come off like they usually do!? Then all of the sudden some girl walks in and asks what we were doing. Fucking dumbass Nina tells her we were washing off our Xs like a dumb little bitch! This girl ended up telling us her mom was the owner of the place and she was gonna have to kick us out!!!
LMAO… what are the odds. So I tried reasoning with her and she said she was gonna come up with a marker so we could put the mark back on our hands. She fucking comes back up with her mom, bouncers, rent-a-cop… whole entourage of people just to put an X on our hand. We were so embarrassed!!!

Anywho, I’m relieved to be 21 at last… No more marks on the back of my hands that always ends up on my face the next morning… No more bouncers taking my beer after my first sippypoo… No more sketchy drive-throughs that we all know sells to minors ;]

This made me laugh way so much to not share =]

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